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Hello you. I'm Tommy.

TenDollarBigLove.Com is my interweb supernetway alter super-ego. It's the one that makes me think I'm being productive and not at all like a procrastinator.

TommyNagle.Com is my real life super-ego. It's the one that should be getting a job.

This is the gubbins that I like, the work that I do.
You never know, perhaps you'll like it too. We might become buddies. Want to go for chips and drinks?
lovelivelearn:

tendollarbiglove:
Glad I don’t have to have this on my door…
That’s because it IS a brothel and people already know there are prostitutes at your address.

Harsh. I prefer to call myself an escort, if you don’t mind. Most people contact me via carrier pigeon, or occasionally a telegram, so I know they’re arriving. They’re very private. And I get them to all dress up as UPS delivery people, so no-one expects a thing. Except that it takes 2 hours to deliver a package. Badoom-Tsssssh!

lovelivelearn:

tendollarbiglove:

Glad I don’t have to have this on my door…

That’s because it IS a brothel and people already know there are prostitutes at your address.

Harsh. I prefer to call myself an escort, if you don’t mind. Most people contact me via carrier pigeon, or occasionally a telegram, so I know they’re arriving. They’re very private. And I get them to all dress up as UPS delivery people, so no-one expects a thing. Except that it takes 2 hours to deliver a package. Badoom-Tsssssh!

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