Glad I don’t have to have this on my door…That’s because it IS a brothel and people already know there are prostitutes at your address.
Harsh. I prefer to call myself an escort, if you don’t mind. Most people contact me via carrier pigeon, or occasionally a telegram, so I know they’re arriving. They’re very private. And I get them to all dress up as UPS delivery people, so no-one expects a thing. Except that it takes 2 hours to deliver a package. Badoom-Tsssssh!