December 2010
10 posts
Am still convalescing. Sore kidneys & cranberry juice. Watching Home Alone. Keep the change ya filthy animal.
I’m ill ill ill. Just watched some of Iron Chef UK. Olly Smith is a posh fatter version of that bumbling dolt Justin Lee Collins. Punchable.
10th Anniversary Xmas Dinner a roaring success. Basically a stag wknd w/out the stag. Also have unexplained scars. The sign of a great night
Tonight I’m off to see Wicked, the musical. If it’s anything as scary as the first time I saw The Wizard of Oz, I shall need new britches.
Enjoying Wicked. Do they teach ‘stage running’ in theatre school? Why do they have to flail their arms everywhere?
Lucy just piped up with: “Oooh ooh! Are we going to watch that ‘Incision’ film? You know, the one with Leonardo Da Vinci?” Not even joking.
I can haz 4 new vids on my website! Grime, animation, hippity-hop + a showreel for my directing duo project. Check it. http://bit.ly/fZ9xRo
My protest against the recent facebook meme: I am not a cartoon http://skit.ch/byq2
Today I am experimenting with deodorants. Left pit: Sure for men ‘Extreme’. Right pit: Sainsbury’s Ultradry Original. Stench? Equal so far.
Pah! Didn’t want it anyway. All those bloody vuvuzelas would keep me awake. And I’ve been to Russia and it smells funny. #worldcup2018