March 2008
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Gary Lineker
No, I didn’t meet Gary Lineker, but did anyone notice the striking resemblance of Yusof Bin Ishak (The first President of The Republic of Singapore) to the aforementioned crisp-toting, fake tanning, former England striker? I think he might be moonlighting.
Pundit / President
In other news, I have found out about 2 great drinks. Matt, this one’s for you - Kickapoo Joy Juice. I can...
Back By Popular Demand
‘Lo everyone. I don’t think I’m being a very good tourist. But I think I am being a good local. I’m living the lifestyle, but not necessarily doing all the tourist stuff. Not straight away anyway. Just quickly, for those of you who don’t know, below are Iarla, a “mate” of mine, and his designated sexytime, Nesh.
Slow motion slapping contest.
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Three Things
• I’m in Singapore. • I’m not in prison. • I’ve already been in a room full of ladyboys. (But that had to be pointed out to me.) Oh oh, and it’s BOILING. It’s amazing that some people can go their whole lives without having to know the joys of thermal underwear. I was going to take a wee jaunt from Terminal 1 to Terminal 2 at the airport, instead of taking the free...