December 2011
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
Found a receipt for my 1st iPod back in 2003. Cost £274.95 for 20GB. Jayzus. Now? £199 for 160GB. 8 years & still working though.
“Sorry everyone, the bus has blown the flange seals on the intercooler pipe.” Ha. Flange seals.
October 2011
1 post
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August 2011
3 posts
A bonkers but brilliant animated short. Warning: Gratuitous cartoon substance abuse, car crashes and falls from high places. http://vim…
started using the publish sync extension! Visit: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aamklbolfkledofgpbdllkangemkfdnb.
RT @aliarikan: Matt Damon defends teachers, owns douchebag: http://j.mp/pui8dP - Maaaatttt Daaaaaaaaamooooooooon!
July 2011
5 posts
Fellas, do you feel trapped in your relationship? Girlfriend insist that you marry her? Feel this poor kid’s pain… http://fb.me/132UvC7rR
RT @hellomuller: “He’s just a thrower!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgxa1GJlnI #sidaris
When I was younger, I thought that Beverley Hills Cop was about a posh lady with her own private policeman. Might still make a good movie…
RT @jack_p: Harry Potter is about doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfrien …
RT @ieFXx: Michael Bay recycles his footage. WOW . The island 2005 and Transformers 3 2011
http://is.gd/g6jeHh
June 2011
5 posts
RT @scottEweinberg: Hoe. Lee. Shit. RT @celticfeminist: ALIEN wedding cake. http://bit.ly/m4sqig
Meant to have a QNI, ended up watching Beyonce’s whole set at Glastonbury. That lady sure can entertain.
Wanna buy a microwave? No? Please? Are you sure? You could have a spare in the loo. Still no? Well, read this anyway. http://bit.ly/kxnOCj
I love Dropbox because it keeps my stuff backed up on the web even if baddies esplode my laptop. http://db.tt/35G93s9 http://db.tt/QWoN05b
Cheese hamwiches, baked beans & cheap white bread. The king of all junk-crap comfort foods.
April 2011
4 posts
Holiday FudgeUp #1. Lucy insists we rise at 6.30am to get the 8am train. A bleary-eyed find on the bus reveals it’s actually at 8.45am. Bum.
Its like we’re in Hell! Perhaps the train line *skewed*, creating an alternate Swansea, although I can’t imagine hell being much worse.
‘Ways to impress me’ - number 35: Eat a whole Petits Filous with just your tongue. (But only if you’re a lady. Men need not apply.)
Is Eboue’s absence due to his rugby tackle a few days ago? Is he injured? Or maybe just hiding? #BBCFootball
March 2011
10 posts
My phone just decided to ditch the ping notification sound for email, replacing it with the entire 6min of ‘Thriller’. Is it being ironical?
Just discovered whilst researching that there are no moles in Ireland. No weasles either. This can’t be right. Pop goes the weasel indeed.
RT @fastcodesign: Tom Beddard’s free app lets you swoop, scale, and fly over mathematical landscapes in yr web browser [great pics]: htt …
#DarthSheen vid reported to have 100k views! It’s The Sun & Perez Hilton’s fault. Put down your sword and come join the winners! #SheenWars
Check out the vid @RichParisWilson and I recently directed for Toploader’s new single ‘Never Stop Wondering’. Woot! http://t.co/TEorDW7
Sheen Wars! Charlie Sheen is surely qualified to play Darth Vader now, what with being a Vatican warlock and all…
http://bit.ly/hRmxFz
February 2011
17 posts
RT @FILMTHEBLANKS: Would it be possible for someone to become Batman? http://j.mp/hgLXSc (via @LettersOfNote)
This morning, I am mostly getting up early to be squidged into various metal compartmented travelling devices, & then filming a hotel door.
An Ideal Husband @ the Vaudeville = Ace. Feel all wordsmithy. I’ll probly erase all the cultural good work tmrw by watching Dumb & Dumber.
Mission accomplished. Door 102 filmed. Got to the underground, thought I’d been robbed, turns out I’d left my wallet in the hotel bog. Spaz.
Radiohead’s vid for ‘Lotus Flower’ http://tinyurl.com/6a4qjnx Thom dances like a homeless fella who’s been drinking lighter fluid. Bonkers
RT @Coleran: This saved my bacon yet again recently. My ongoing love affair with @dropbox. http://t.co/8yaeSQL (via @5tu)
RT @mrchrisaddison: Politicos! Stop fucking going on about Larry The Cat and do some fucking work. Yours, Everyone else.
Adventureland pre-cis: Mark Zuckerberg fancies girl who’s doing it w/ Van Wilder. 90mins of nowt. They smoke weed, argue, then do it. End.
RT @_TheAgitator: Just seen an ‘almost complete’ edit of our new video for, ‘Say NO!’ It looks fantastic; great job guys! It’ll be up on …
RT @fonzyy: A few from yesterdays @toploaderuk shoot! http://yfrog.com/h7v84wj http://yfrog.com/h3elscmj
Just home, birds tweeting and so am I. Thanks to @toploaderuk for being such gents, my co-director @RichParisWilson & all the crew. Legends.
The only time I’ve had a chance to sit down today and it’s on the bog. Busy busy.
Toploader promo shoot 1 went well today. Methinks probly the most important day of my career so far. AND nobody’s found me out yet. Bonus.
RT @empiremagazine U may’ve seen this before. If not, witness the funniest thing Ernie Hudson’s done since Congo.
http://yfrog.com/gyypexlj
Made some olive and sundried tomato foccacia, and then ate almost half. It’s the best thing ever. http://yfrog.com/h55ouqoj
Sports report: Morcambe Bay Packers beat the Sheffield Steelers to win the Superb Owl cup. Sadly a US handball game gets all the coverage.
Sur le train avec @RichParisWilson. Destination Brighton pour une music videoteque recce. Je voudrais une sandwiche jambon avec grey poupon
December 2010
10 posts
Am still convalescing. Sore kidneys & cranberry juice. Watching Home Alone. Keep the change ya filthy animal.
I’m ill ill ill. Just watched some of Iron Chef UK. Olly Smith is a posh fatter version of that bumbling dolt Justin Lee Collins. Punchable.